Saturday, May 14, 2011


To the gentleman who sat at the table next to us at Knob Creek today, wearing bib overalls, smoking a pipe full of wonderful smelling tobacco, and shooting four, count them, four suppressed guns, including a fully automatic suppressed MAC-10:  you are the coolest guy I met today.

To the gentleman who was driving the brand spanking new Porsche in front of me this afternoon:  Nice car.  Maybe someday you'll learn to drive it.

To the lady in the 1980's vintage Ford Escort, complete with rusted through body panels and a hood the wrong color:  I am awed by your skill in keeping that piece of crap on the road and passing the douchebag in the Porsche.

And Today's Winner:

To the young lady who was squeezing zits in the make-up mirror at Target:  Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Camel!  Seriously?  You were cratering your face using a public mirror in a crowded department store?  Really?


Old NFO said...

LOL- You got the 'full monte' today didn't ya...

DaddyBear said...

The amazing part was that these were just the cream of the crop! Lots and lots of people made yesterday very interesting for me.

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