News Flash - when you get on a commercial airline, no matter where or which carrier, you are walking cargo. The sooner you realize that, the easier your flight will be. Your bags are even lower on the food chain. Pro tip: Always have your toothbrush and other necessities in your carry-on.
Hint - When robbing a bank, bring your own bag. They charge a fee for the big canvas ones with dollar signs on them.
This young lady obviously has a few issues, but when I'm buried, they're going to charge extra for the disco ball and urinal. Heck, my ex'es will probably hire Paula Abdul to choreograph.
Young dinosaurs probably didn't eat the same thing as adults. Heck, I could have told them that. Boo is in that "only food that can be bought at McDonalds" stage of life. And a grown man can only eat so many chicken fingers. Plus it probably helped to keep little dinosaurs from becoming an appetizer.
A study has found that a lot of the CT scans of children done in American hospitals are unnecessary. What? Doctors are ordering extra diagnostics in an attempt to stave off lawsuits? Who knew?
A veterinarian has decided that a glucose monitor used by human diabetics can be used with pets. Can you say 'revenue stream'? I knew you could!
Am I the only one who remembers when the news was about stuff that surprised us?
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