Panda Burger on the Hoof

A farmer in Colorado is auctioning off a "panda cow" to benefit a charity for pandas.  Apparently the other wise black miniature cow has a white middle and white face with black spots over the eyes.

Since pandas are on the endangered species list, and cows are not, this may be the closest we will ever get to panda mignon.  The farmer maintains that there are only 24 of these cows in existence, which makes them rarer than actual pandas, but then again, it's a cow.  If it's not producing milk or methane, than it's a walking meat locker.

So, we could be looking at panda steaks, panda sirloin, standing panda roasts, and of course, roast panda on a stick.  Sure, it'll just be beef, but at least you won't have Greenpeace on your lawn threatening your kids for eating it.