Saturday, May 21, 2011

Advice

Men, if your wife spends the morning power washing the exterior of your home, which for the most part means blasting off the accumulated grime and algae that's stuck to the sidewalk, and a lot of it ends up deposited on her from head to foot, it is not in your best interest to refer to her as "My Sexy Swamp Thing".

4 comments:

Peter said...

A case of putting your Bigfoot in your mouth?

;-)

DaddyBear said...

Peter, that's true in so many ways.

Anonymous said...

Especially when she is still holding the skin-n-flesh removal device... if it's good enough for crud-removal, it's good enough for painful comeback. Just sayin'

DaddyBear said...

True. Around here, payback is frequently a medivac.

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