A company in Los Angeles is reporting that a truckload of crab that was supposed to be delivered to Seattle has disappeared. The paperwork the trucker used to pick up the load was forged, so authorities are working on the assumption that this is the work of organized crime.
The two things that went through my mind while reading this was:
"Hey buddy, wanna buy some of this crab that I got in the live well of my Volare?"
and
I wonder if the trucker will sleep with the shellfishes if he cooperates with the police?
1 comment:
Clearly the work of a bad-tempered old criminal . . . also known as a crustacean old fart!
;-)
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