First, a "turtle stampede" caused delays at New York's JFK Airport. My first image was Clint Eastwood and Michael Landon riding the worlds slowest ponies to round up the errant terrapins. Apparently sucking a turtle into a jet engine is a bad thing.
Second, North Korea has been appointed to head up a U.N. conference on disarmament. That's right, Kim Jong Il will be in charge of making sure the world is safe from nuclear armageddon. What's next? Is Charlie Sheen going to be put in charge of the ONDCP? Exactly what is the purpose of the U.N. anyway?
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