The reason that Mrs. Claus is always urging Santa to eat is so that she can fatten him up on carbs and high-fat foods. Her hopes are probably that he'll take off in that sleigh, and under the stress of the Christmas rush, he'll have a stroke and crash. That way she can inherit the entire North Pole How much do you want to bet she has a double indemnity life insurance policy on the fat man?
Yes, it's no mystery why I love her so much. She's my soul mate.
2 comments:
LOL, y'all just aren't right... :-)
Funny, but not right.... ;)
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