Today's Earworm

Frosty the Snow Ghoul

Frosty the snow ghoul

Was a slushy, slimy guy

With a mouthful of teeth and a carrot nose

And murder in his eye

Oh Frosty the snow ghoul

Was undead as he could be

And the legends say

He could laugh and slay

Little kids like you and me

Down through the village

With a war axe in his claw

Swinging here and there

All around the square

Feeding children into his maw

Choppety chop chop

Choppety chop chop

Look at Frosty swing

Choppety chop chop

Choppety chop chop

That evil undead thing

There must have been some magic

In that Mosin Nagant I found

For when I tried to cycle the bolt

I was able to load a round

Oh Frosty the snow ghoul

Melted in the fireball

So we collected his axe

And we nailed his hat

Up on the city wall.

Frosty the snow ghoul

Is a curse upon the land

So say your prayers

And always walk in pairs

For his return may be at hand!