Monday, December 12, 2011

TV Series Idea

A black and white display.  A thin man in a dark suit comes on and intones with a deep voice:

Consider if you will DaddyBear, a middle-aged man in American suburbia. He is trying to get ready to take his daughter to her chorus recital, but is instead having a nervous breakdown.
He has spent the past 45 minutes looking for his camera, which he had used less than 12 hours before.
He found the camera itself tucked inside a toy box, under a pile of Lincoln Logs and Matchbox cars.
The batteries to the camera are still lost, but have been replaced with the batteries from a flashlight.
The memory card for the camera was, however, not in the camera.
A search of his home was fruitless, until he went to take out a DVD for his smallest son to watch for the evening while he is home with his mother.
Inside the DVD case for "Frosty the Snowman/Rudolph the Reindeer", instead of the expected DVD, he found his memory stick.
His mind finally snapped when he took it out and found it liberally coated with honey.

He is about to enter..... The Parenting Zone

6 comments:

ZerCool said...

I think the argument could be (successfully) made that he's already well within the Parenting Zone, and about to pass from there to the Jack Daniels Zone.

Auntie J said...

Ye gods.

So that's where I've been all afternoon!

Suz said...

What ZerCool said. BTW, got a gun safe?

North said...

Mmmm. Honey.

DaddyBear said...

Suz - Sure do. Need to get another one as a matter of fact.

Old NFO said...

LOL, better than a peanut butter sandwich 'hidden' in the VHS... sigh...

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