Thursday, September 8, 2011

Overheard in the Living Room

The scene:

An American family watching a Disney movie after dinner, complete with a short cartoon about storks and rain clouds:

Girlie Bear:  What's with the storks?
Irish Woman:  That's an old wive's tale.  They used to tell children that storks brought babies so they didn't have to explain the exact way that you make a baby.
DaddyBear, trying to be a wise ass:   How exactly do we make babies?
Irish Woman, without losing a beat:   You take a nap, apparently.  The rest is a mystery to you.


DirtCrashr said...

*Zing!* Whoa! Did it leave a mark? :-)

PISSED said...

DB.. you might need stitches or a butterfly bandage to close THAT wound... ;)

DaddyBear said...

'sOK guys. I keep some QuikClot around the house for just such a situation.

MrG's said...

*ouch* That hadda smart....

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