Color - Black
Shape - Arrowhead
Demeanor - Pointy, but a bit unstable
Last seen taking off from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California. May be somewhere in the Pacific. Can move pretty quickly, so be patient while trying to catch. Might be a bit hot to the touch
If found, please call DARPA immediately. Reward!!!!!
2 comments:
0 fer 2... Controllers and autopilot can't quite keep up with the speeds...
Wanna bet it crashed close to a ChiCom sub?
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