Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A lawyer is going to need a lawyer

At least a divorce lawyer.

The attorney defending a man accused of exploiting immigrant women in his chain of massage parlors in Chicago was recognized by one of the women involved as being a client.  The lawyer admits to having several massage sessions with the lady, but maintains that nothing improper or illegal happened.  He also admits to exchanging emails and giving her gifts, so that must have been one heck of a massage.

This guy better hope he's got the world's most forgiving wife, or start shopping for a townhouse and get a charge account at Bed Bath and Beyond, the divorced man's general store.  It never ceases to amaze me how cheaply some people will throw away their marriage, half their worldly possessions, and the years it took to build and maintain their family.

The judge has declared a mistrial, and the defendant has said he wants a new lawyer. So now the search begins for a lawyer admitted to the Illinois bar who hasn't gone to one of the defendants establishments for a rub'n'tug.

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