Ron Paul - Better the crazy you know
Barack Obama - Are you better off than you were four years ago?
Mitt Romney - I was for socialism before I was against it
Newt Gingrich - Who are you going to believe, me or your lying memory?
Rick Santorum - I have closely held moral values, and soon, so will you
Rick Perry - Johnson, Bush, Perry - There are three good reasons you should vote for me: I have good hair, I used to fly airplanes, and .... um......
3 comments:
Bahahaha! Remember when the French were laughing at us because we were choosing between a peanut farmer and an actor?
Heh... Good ones... and a SAD set of choices... sigh
Painfully true. . .
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