Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Quote of the Day

… the big story takes place in Abbottabad, Pakistan, where Osama bin Laden, enjoying a quiet evening chilling in his compound with his various wives and children and porn stash, receives an unexpected drop-in visit from a team of Navy SEALs. After due consideration of bin Laden’s legal rights, the SEALs convert him into Purina brand Shark Chow; he is then laid to rest in a solemn ceremony concluding upon impact with the Indian Ocean at a terminal velocity of 125 miles per hour.
-- Dave Barry, 2011 Year In Review

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Good one!

Auntie J said...

I love Dave Barry! That's priceless!

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