You really should have stayed home, brother. You will have nowhere to plug in, zone out, or get take out. You will not be able to feed yourself on pizza and beer, Bad pizza and cheap beer made by large corporations Because the demonstration has been subsidized. The demonstration has been subsidized. The demonstration has been brought to you by Soros with large crowds without proper sanitation The demonstration will have large pictures of Obama And Pelosi giving an interview and leading a charge To Marx, and Chairman Mao, and Che Guavera to destroy Hard working people's livelihoods with taxes taken from their paychecks The demonstration has been subsidized. The demonstration has been brought to you by MSNBC and will star Keith Olbermann, and Saul Alinsky and Anderson Cooper and Roseanne and Oprah. The demonstration will not give your cause mass appeal. The demonstration will bring out the nuts. The demonstration will not make you a winner, because the demonstration has been subsidized, Brother. There will be video of you and Ginnie Ray leaning up against that police car and leaving behind a calling card, or fighting with police because they don't want you to get hit in traffic. CNN will provide 'round the clock coverage and will report from all confrontations. The demonstration has been subsidized. There will be video of grasshoppers shouting at ants on YouTube There will be video of grasshoppers shouting at ants on YouTube There will be video of Purple People Beaters attacking people in wheel chairs because they won't back down There will be slow motion shots of UAW drones chanting about the plight of the working man After cashing a six thousand dollar signing bonus check Just before getting on the bus to the demonstration Abercrombie and Fitch, Starbucks, and Best Buy will be well represented, and hipsters and hippies will finally get together on the streets of America because lazy people will be whining that someone else should pay. The demonstration will be subsidized. There will be constant highlights on the cable news and pictures of privileged Ivy League post-adolescents and aging hippies wearing rusted peace signs. The theme song will be written by RadioHead, and Joan Baez, and sung by Pfish, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna The demonstration has been subsidized. The demonstration will be right back after a message about the sponsors, underwriters, and donors. You will have to worry about a commie in your cupboard, a Maoist on a motorcycle, or the socialists in your schools. The demonstration will be fueled by weed and coke. The demonstration will be staffed by immigrants who don't know why they're there. The demonstration will put you in the back of the bus. The demonstration has been subsidized, has been subsidized, has been subsidized, has been subsidized. The demonstration will not be spontaneous, brother; The demonstration is contrived.
With apologies to Gil Scott Heron
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Not to mention the police OT hired to babysit the protest.
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