Marko brings the funny

Marko over at The Munchkin Wrangler has an outrageously funny story that I truly hope is a foreshadowing of how I'll spend my 150th birthday.  Lord knows that the future he predicts is probably pretty close to what's going to happen.  All the danger and flavor of life is being bleached out by people who've never had an adrenaline rush or a hangover.