New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that Zuccotti Park, the staging area for the New York-based Occupy Wall Street protests, will be cleaned on Friday, October 14. Apparently three weeks of pizza, ganja, human waste, and the detritus of hippies in their natural habitat have made the park into a health hazard. Apparently you can indeed make something in New York so funky that even New Yorkers want it cleaned up.
Hey Mike! I've got an idea! A wonderful, awful idea!
How about you hand out bars of Ivory soap, shower gel, and laundry detergent. Tell the hippies they have 5 minutes to undress, then hit them all with fire hoses. The lather from the shower gel and bars of soap alone would scrub the hippies down, clean the stench out of the park, get the resin out of all that hemp clothing, and make the entire area sparkle for the expected arrival of Lech Walesa. Of course, all that funk would end up in the harbor, but this is really just a case of shifting the crud away from Manhattan. Maybe if we're lucky, the funk cloud will wash up on Martha's Vineyard in time for the president's next vacation.
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LOL- But that would 'embarrass' the punks... Can't do that!
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