This can't end well

I'm letting Boo and Girlie Bear play with my Nerf six shot single action revolvers.  I've been a target of opportunity several times now.  On the bright side, the cats are getting a much needed workout, and from the squeals coming out of the back of the house, so is Irish Woman.

But here's the thing that keeps going through my head:

"How can you shoot your poor old father?"
"Easy, you don't lead him as much!"