Thursday, November 24, 2011

SALUTE Report

Size - 21 pounds
Activity - Roasting
Location - Kitchen
Unit - 321st Guards Gobbler Regiment, 3rd Shock Poultry Army
Time - 4 to 6 hours at 300 degrees
Equipment - Butter, salt, pepper, garlic, onion, apple

Target was last seen being probed with a temperature monitor and being covered.  Sources indicate a link up sometime this afternoon with mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberries, dressing, and pumpkin pie.

3 comments:

Peter said...

Just make sure it survives to get to the table . . . you don't want it to be a victim of fowl play!

;-)

A happy and blessed Thanksgiving to you and yours.

DaddyBear said...

You too Peter!

Borepatch said...

SITREP: Yum!

Happy Thanksgiving, DaddyBear!

WV: "ovendoc" LOL

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