Irish Woman, checking her email: Louisville seniors want my business.
Me, half paying attention, and addled by fatigue: Well, honey, you are getting on in years. There's no harm in being considered a 'senior'.
Irish Woman: I said Louisville singles, you jerk. I got spam from Louisville Singles. Do I look like a 'senior' to you? You're lucky to be alive after you said that!
Think she'll tell a sick man to sleep in the yard?