Thursday, March 15, 2012

Overheard in the House

Irish Woman, checking her email:  Louisville seniors want my business.
Me, half paying attention, and addled by fatigue:  Well, honey, you are getting on in years.  There's no harm in being considered a 'senior'.
Irish Woman:  I said Louisville singles, you jerk.  I got spam from Louisville Singles.  Do I look like a 'senior' to you?  You're lucky to be alive after you said that!

Think she'll tell a sick man to sleep in the yard?


James A. Zachary Jr. said...

Best you can hope for is to be euthanized.

Old NFO said...

Um... probably :-)

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Mad Jack said...

She may still be a little sensitive after the unfortunate remark about dinner and dog food.

On a Wing and a Whim said...

Probably, but she'll also likely relent before making you do so... at least, after weighing the consequences of making you sicker, less able to watch the sick children, and possibly infecting the healthy ones of the household (like herself).

DaddyBear said...

She took pity up on me. I wasn't forced to sleep out in the rain last night.

45er said...

Oh, ouch.

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