Dumbass of the Day

Today we get a two-fer:

Two Louisville parents are facing charges after police say they found them drinking inside a strip club while their baby was left in the hot car.

OK, there's a lot going on there.  First, they were at a strip club drinking at 11 PM on a Tuesday night.  Next, they took their kid.  Then, they left the baby in a car with the windows rolled up when we had record heat.  And finally, the male dumbass was supposed to be on house arrest, not in Louisville, or even Kentucky, but across the river in Indiana.   


What's the penalty for violating home incarceration by crossing state lines, going to a bar, drinking, and child endangerment?


And here's the punchline:  

Officers say on the way to Louisville Metro Corrections, Lee complained that the police car was too hot.

Although, now that I think about it, other than the whole "left in a car until medium rare" thing, this might be the best thing that could have happened to this kid. At least this way she'll be brought up in a nice safe foster home.