Just for kicks and grins, I opened up the slick sales brochure you sent to me for your new sedan. Don't get me wrong. I'd rather buy a used 1972 VW Bug that's been rusting in a Florida swamp, but that's another story.
I wondered why the brochure came in a sealed plastic envelope, but after flipping through the first few pages, I realized why. Your brochure had been sprayed with something that emulates the "new car smell".
That's pretty innovative, like a bakery that has fans to send the smell of baking bread out to the sidewalk. I have to give you points for that.
Feel free to keep sending me more brochures, though. I find they make good weed barriers. It's probably something to do with the shiny coating you spray on them.
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