Stepping into a hot shower while still drowsy and stepping on a wet, lifesize, silicone rubber frog that squishes under your foot just like the real thing is better than a cup of coffee.
Not as good as a bat with a nicotine habit, but it does the trick.
5 comments:
is this a new competition being run by gunbloggers :)
Instead of squeaking, make it sing "Lalalalalalalala" and put it in Tam's shower.
why yes, I am evil, and perhaps possess a minor deathwish.
"minor" ZC? You're messing with the Tam ...
I have learned (three times now) not to drink my morning bourbon while reading your words of wisdom.
I'm still laughing over this one. Thanks!
Maybe I should just start snorting my coffee. Instead of blowing it through my nose.
Post a Comment