Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Who Lives in a Jail Cell Under the Sea?

A convenience store in Florida was robbed the other day.  While this is probably not an uncommon occurrence, the fact that one of the robbers disguised himself by wearing a Sponge Bob Squarepants costume makes this noteworthy.

No word yet on the real identity of the assailant, although police advise the public to be on the lookout for a short person, with a squarish body form and bright yellow skin, who is wearing only tighty whitey's.  Suspect is believed to associate with big lunks shaped like starfish and squirrels wearing scuba gear.  Authorities also advise us to not approach the suspect, as his ability to annoy can be deadly at close range.

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