Merchendising

AC/DC has announced that they are teaming up with an Australian winery to produce their own brand of wines.  While KISS has probably been on more branded products than anyone could ever think of, I'm sure there are other bands and products that could be mated up:

Britney Spears - Home hair care and DIY haircut kits
Whitney Houston - Pseudophedrine cold medicine
Adam Ant - Pest control

The Chambers Brothers - Watches and clocks
The Commodores - Masonry construction
Dire Straits - Scratch and dent appliances with free installation
George Thorogood - Scotch, Bourbon, and/or Beer
Meat Loaf - Take home comfort food
Moody Blues - PMS remedies
Motley Crue - AED lifesaving devices
Paul Simon - Color Film
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "I dare you to" level hot sauce
Ron White- Scotch and cigars, what else?
Van Halen - Colorful sneakers
Willie Nelson - Rolling papers


What do y'all think?  Feel free to add to the list in comments.