Monday, December 5, 2011

An Apology

To the people who were shopping in the same store as my family this weekend:

I would like to offer my sincere and heartfelt apology for all of the evil and hateful things I thought while shopping yesterday.  I am sure that very few of you are truly inbred, bucktoothed, anencephalic sons of syphilitic swineherds, and for those of you who are, I hope things turn around for you.

I would also like to apologize for the mean things I thought about you, your ancestors, your descendants, people who are related to you either by blood or marriage, and the doctors who helped to bring you into this world.




Shepherd K said...

'Tis the season to be [bang]. Falalala[bang]lala la la. [bang, bang...THAT'S MY PARKING SPACE] Don we now our [bang] apparel [BOOM].

PISSED said...

Those little voices talk to me in my head too. I hate shopping.

Auntie J said...

Okay, so THERE's the blessing in being sick for a month with pneumonia followed by a horrible, exhausting, hacking cough: online shopping.

Drang said...

Yeah, I don't even bother pretending to apologize anymore, I just grit my teeth and think about beer.

Jay said...

I have yet to face the hoades

DaddyBear said...

Thing is, we were in a grocery store. This wasn't even the Christmas horde

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