Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Why DaddyBear Doesn't Drink Too Often

I had a heck of a bad day yesterday.  The kind that I will look back on someday and say "Well, at least today wasn't that bad."

So when I got home last night, I needed to burn off some steam and raise my spirits.  A good dinner whipped up by my loving, wonderful, beautiful wife, hugs from the daughter, and a protracted light saber duel with Boo helped a lot.  After the kids went to bed, I thought I'd cap it off with a couple libations and shooting a few electronic Nazis.  Never did finish that level in Call of Duty, but I finished off the last bottle of beer, then had a bit of fine, aged corn liquor. 

I didn't get drunk, but I was definitely relaxed and happy by the time I went to bed.

What tells me I was a bit more tipsy than I thought is a sticky note I found on my laptop this morning:

Blog Ideas:

Turret mounted potato guns
Koi ponds as emergency  food source
Presidential debates with physical challenges
California succession - pros and cons
Airdrop Hi-Points into Syria

I really need to either drink more often or drop it entirely.


bluesun said...

Well, I for one think that those are all great ideas.

And I can't think of any downsides to the CA succession.

TinCan Assassin said...

Sounds like some great ideas, actually. At least a Hi-Point holds more ammo than the Liberator.

North said...

Drink more.

WV: sychopha About half of the WV "words" I'm sure I could use convincingly in a spoken sentence.

Phillip said...

So are you going to actually use those blog ideas? Because I'm really interested in four out of the five. Most interesting is the turret mounted potato gun, though... Can you do blueprints? Maybe a working model?

Laura said...

the only issue i have with koi as food...is how awful carp tastes. swap that out to something tasty. :P

Jennifer said...

Instead of writing your tipsy blog thoughts on a post-it, you should just go on ahead and blog that stuff immediately. Tipsy blogging is always entertaining.

Auntie J said...

Turret-mounted potato guns would be very cool.

Hubby's youth group would LOVE them.

Old NFO said...

Hehehe... Yep, couldn't have been TOO bad if you didn't get kicked to the couch! :-)

Ruth said...

Totally off topic, so feel free to delete this comment after reading, but for your reference: http://scaryyankeechick.blogspot.com/2012/02/blog-award.html

MrGarabaldi said...

hehehe commie kalifirnia succession? I'm all for it. Governor moonbeam can't hit up uncle obungler for a loan to float their budget. unless we call it foreign aid....?

WS4E said...

I would be bluegill would live in the same pond you could put Koi into...and tastier.

Drang said...

Dude, you should know better than to drink and spell.
It's "California secession."

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