Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Children's Book Ideas

I was doing the Dr. Seuss thing with Boo tonight, and a part of my mind wandered.  It came back with these title ideas for children's books:

  • If You Give a Moose a Mosin
  • One Gun, Two Gun, Brown gun, Blued gun
  • Pauly the Prepper Buries a Supply Cache
  • Cosmoline the Clown
  • Boo Magoo and the Tea Party Trio
  • A is for Appleseed, B is for Boomerite
  • 10 Little Gunnies
  • Where the Stabby Things Are
  • Gary the Goose Gets a Great Garand
  • Ricky Ruger Goes to the Range

20 years of reading books to little kids might have twisted my mind a little.


Mad Jack said...

Nonsense! Your mind is just fine... I want to hear a story about Cosmoline the Clown.

TinCan Assassin said...

You know, there is a gunsmith in Alaska on the Cast Boolits forum who goes by Mooseman. And he owns several Mosins. Just sayin.

Heroditus Huxley said...

"'Stand Back,' Said the Elephant, 'I'm Going to Shoot!'"

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