Heaven knows I've fallen victim to mammary related hypnotic possession in my life. I've seen them used as weapons on multiple occasions, as well as an attractant that can cause the male of the species lose his judgement in a matter of seconds.
But I never thought I'd see them actually weaponized.
Guess next we'll have to have roving guards giving breast exams to likely suspects. That "Booby Inspector" badge I used to own might have come in handy.
Yes, I'm childish. What's your point?
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