Tuesday, July 5, 2011

An Omen?

The presidential seal fell off of President Obama's limousine the other night as he was travelling to the airport in Philadelphia.  While the Secret Service maintains that this kind of thing happens from time to time, but it's the first time I've heard of it.  If I were a superstitious man, I'd take this as a sign of things to come, like a broken sword in a king's scabbard.

What other signs that the Obama presidency is in trouble should we be be on the look out for?

  • His head speechwriter gets struck by lightning on a clear day
  • His teleprompter is found hanging by its own power cord with a goodbye note nearby
  • The seal on his speaking podium bursts into flame
  • "Hail To The Chief" is replaced in the press room with the theme from "The Omen"
  • The bust of Lenin that the President's mother left to him in her will starts to cry tears of vodka
  • The bust of Churchill he returned to the Brits is found with an ear to ear grin on its face
  • The President's doctor reports that he is not sleeping well due to nightmares that cause him to wake up screaming "Palin!  Perry!  Rubio!"


Phssthpok said...

Instead of the "Omen" theme, I rather think 'Yakety Sax' from Benny Hill would be more appropot.

DaddyBear said...

I think that's more for the cabinet meetings. More people in movement there.

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