Saturday, July 2, 2011

The Lord looks out for fools and drunkards

A woman jumped onto the tracks of the light rail train near San Fransisco.  She apparently fell between two tracks and escaped with only minor injuries.  Considering that she didn't fry like a hot dog connected to a car battery on the 3rd rail, nor did she get beaten and broken like a pinata, I'd say she's pretty lucky.

Police are saying that this may have been a suicide attempt, but if it is, she needs more practice.  Maybe she could go to an amusement park and try throwing herself onto the tracks of a roller coaster a few times?  Or she could just go to the same platform on Tuesday morning and announce to the commuters she inconvenienced that she's the one that held up their trip to work and watch how quickly she's beaten to death with laptop bags.

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