Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Breaking the Rules

Some A-1 jerk from Louisville broke some or all of the rules and shot a a young girl in the bloody head due to his stupidity.  Apparently he was practicing his Audie Murphy gun tricks or something and the fool thing went off.

Say them with me now:

  1. All guns are always loaded!
  2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are notwilling to destroy!
  3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target!
  4. Always be sure of your target!

This blunt skull obviously ignored all four of them, and it's only by sheer dumb luck that the young lady was only wounded and not killed outright.

Listen Junior, guns are not toys. They are tools.  They are not evil automatons bent on killing.  They almost always require a human being to pull the bang switch before they go boom.  Because you were "playing" with a loaded revolver a child has been closer to death than she has a right to be, is scarred for life, and will probably grow up in fear of inanimate objects.  Personally, I hope they throw the book at you and you spend the rest of your young years looking at the world through barbed wire.  But since the gun will be blamed, you'll probably be left on the street where your innate stupidity will continue to be a danger to me and mine.  And of course this will just go down as another case of EVIL GUNS hurting children, as opposed to some jackwagon whose father should have pulled out hurting a child.  Jerk.

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