Here's what I can remember* of the indicators and a couple I thought of later:
You might be a gun nut if:
- Your guns are cleaner than your car.
- You have more gun safes than you do cars
- If you've ever reached into your pocket to get change and come up with a live round
- You set a calendar reminder for your anniversary, but you can remember to the day when your carry license and C&R license need renewal.
- You put more thought into the names for your guns than you did for your kids.
- You are more excited about shaking Massad Ayoob's hand than you are about meeting Oliver North.
What do y'all have?
*My apologies, but my Irish ancestors would have been proud of how much Guinness I put away that night.