Thursday, January 6, 2011

DaddyBear's Law

The probability that you will have car trouble when trying to leave for work is directly related to the temperature outside.  This phenomenon is enhanced with a direct relationship between how dirty your engine block is and how nicely you dressed for work.

When the time comes for me to finally get rid of this mini-van, I'm not going to trade it in.  I'm taking it out to the range, filling it with tannerite targets, and shooting at it with my 91/30 until it is a puddle of burning metal.

5 comments:

Old NFO said...

Sounds like a plan :-) And yeah, the whole inverse proportion is Oh So TRUE!

K. Erickson said...

Any chance your readers can get in on the action?

DaddyBear said...

When the time comes, if Knob Creek will let me roll the mother out there, I'm going to put out a bulletin here and invite everyone and their brother to come help me punch holes in the thing.

Joshkie said...

Nice.
:-D

ZerCool said...

I am SO FREAKIN' IN ON THIS.

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