Father of the Year

You all know that guy who puts his name on everything he owns using a sharpie?  Cuts out a stencil with his initial and paints them on all of his lawn and garden equipment?  Has an engraving tool and uses it regularly to carve his initials into every metal instrument that crosses the property line?

Well, apparently, he has kids:

A Washington man is on trial for assault for allegedly branding his children like ranch cattle and permanently scarring them, authorities said.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over?

His sons apparently think this is the keenest things since pizza delivery.  That goes a long way towards showing how messed up this guy is as a dad.

Now, there have been times that I've written my name and phone number on my kids in such a way that a policeman would find it, but it's not too obtrusive, such as when we're going somewhere with huge crowds and they might get separated. 
But to brand them like a steer?  That's some world class, grade A dumbassery there.

Congratulations moron.  Hopefully you'll be in the state pound-in-the-ass penitentiary by the time Father's Day rolls around.