Famous Last Words

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

Apparently drunken fools don't just happen in the American Southeast.  Two Swedish gentlemen got a bit, shall we say, tipsy, and decided to test out a knife-proof vest.  Rather than strap it to an inanimate object and attack it with various stabby implements, one of them put the vest on and the other tried stabbing him.  After one successful test, the young reveler with the knife decided to test another area on the vest.  Imagine his surprise when the knife punched right through the unarmored spot he had chosen. The "victim" was treated for a minor wound.

It makes me feel better to know that dumbasses aren't just concentrated in my general vicinity.  It would seem they can be found on other continents.  Of course, this means that if I ever try to escape, there is nowhere to go.