Thursday, February 25, 2010

Overheard in the kitchen

Irish Woman:  Mumble, mumble, oatmeal, mumble
DB:  What's the matter, darling?
Irish Woman:  Where is all the blueberry oatmeal?  All that's left is that nasty strawberry and peach!  I can't eat that!  Someone has eaten all of my blueberry oatmeal!
DB, in his best Gollum voice: We can't eat nasty strawberries and peaches!  It burns us!  Nasty hobbits eat all of the good blueberries and leave us to starve!
Irish Woman, walking away: Mumble mumble mumble smart mumble wise mumble.

Case de Oso, always on the edge of madness.

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