Landshark

Here's a hint: If you're going to get drunk and high and then try to steal cars, don't do it in a speedo. The cops just might come after you with a dog and you never know where they will bite.

EAST HARTFORD, Conn. — A robbery suspect wearing only a Speedo-style swimsuit was arrested in East Hartford after a police dog tracked him down and bit him on the leg.

Lucky for him, he got bitten in the leg. It could have been a lot worse.