Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Today's Larf Material

H/T to Merlin on this one:

Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.  Do the following:

  1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment.
  2. Leave it there.
  3. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
  4. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
  5. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Substitute BMW for F-150, and you've got my take on it.   Of course, he forgot the mention the twelfth lesson:  Look forward to the day you look in the mirror while shaving and realize you have as much gray hair as you remember your father having.

4 comments:

Nancy R. said...

Don't forget to add the green crayon left on the back seat in the hot sun.

DaddyBear said...

I prefer it when they push them through the grates of the heater/air conditioning system.

ZerCool said...

There's a reason straight jackets should be legal for children...

MrG's said...

don't forget the petrified french fries that are stuck to the crease of the seats or in the carpet

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