NASA has sent two orb spiders into orbit for an educational experiment. Apparently, the spiders haven't figured out how to spin a proper web in micro-gravity, but that's not the real story.
You see, the space agency reports that they can't find one of the two spiders they sent. In their defense, they're sure that the "missing" spider is somewhere in the enclosure, and isn't running loose on the ISS.
OK, but that's what they always say, just before some mutant arachnoid alien space monster starts picking the crew off one by one.
I just hope the ISS crew has access to an escape vehicle and flame throwers.
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