Sunday, December 19, 2010

Random Christmas Verses

'twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone was pissed
Including my spouse.

All I want for Christmas is a two bore rifle
A two bore rifle
A two bore rifle
Yes all I want for Christmas is a two bore rifle
So I can keep those kids off my lawn!

I saw the agent frisking Santa Claus
Over at the terminal last night

(I didn't write this one, but it's one of my favorite Christmas carols)
In the village there is a commie
Walking with an AK in his arms
Maybe he's thinking of his mommy
And hoping we won't do him any harm
Later on, we'll conspire
To lock, load, and fire.
Lock and load a round
Commie hits the ground
Walking in a sniper's wonderland


Old NFO said...

That last one is one I've never seen! Thanks!

On a Wing and a Whim said...

I like that last one... is there any more to it? Not that I can't sing snippets, but if there's a longer version, I'd love to hear it!

DaddyBear said...

That's all I know of it Wing. I learned it in another life from a very quiet, but amazingly scary guy.

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