Overheard in the House

Irish Woman:  Some nuns were in the hospital today selling fudge as a fundraiser, so I bought a box.  Would you like a piece?

DaddyBear:  Sure.  munch munch munch.

Irish Woman:  Pretty good, huh?

DaddyBear:  Tell the sister that her fudge is good enough to make a man sin.  And you need to hide that box.