If your wife is debating whether she wants to eat the left-over Chinese food from last night or the hamburger stew she made tonight for dinner, do not use the phrase "You ought to eat your own dog food" when she asks for your input.
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ReplyDeletecouch bound you are my friend.....
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna have that dog house renovated in no time at this rate. Got a big screen TV and satellite in there yet?
ReplyDeleteRight. But what man in his right mind would be dumb enough to say something like that to his wife?
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, I have a wonderful couch. I'm considering putting exterior walls on the carport for those times when even the couch isn't a good idea.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jack, ever have those things you say that you try to stop saying a nanosecond after you say them? Yeah, happened to me last night.
No.
ReplyDeleteNot since that time Main Lady was trimming the hedge, anyway.
Wow, you didn't strike me as a "Thrill Seeker" until now... what's next, hunting wild boar with a Bowie knife?
ReplyDeleteSo, you're a zombie blogger now? Because if you survived that, either you're not human or she isn't.
ReplyDeleteBrains!!!!
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