Irish Woman: Mumble, mumble, oatmeal, mumble
DB: What's the matter, darling?
Irish Woman: Where is all the blueberry oatmeal? All that's left is that nasty strawberry and peach! I can't eat that! Someone has eaten all of my blueberry oatmeal!
DB, in his best Gollum voice: We can't eat nasty strawberries and peaches! It burns us! Nasty hobbits eat all of the good blueberries and leave us to starve!
Irish Woman, walking away: Mumble mumble mumble smart mumble wise mumble.
Case de Oso, always on the edge of madness.
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