Sunday, November 1, 2009

Attention Kmart Shoppers

We are happy to announce a 75% mark down on a matched set of nice older British people.

The Somali pirates who kidnapped a British couple and were demanding $7 million for their release have hinted that they may free them for $165,000.

Like Bette Midler in "Ruthless People", they've been put on sale. Must be great for their self esteem.

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