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From Are We Lumberjacks:

Despite the recession, Microsoft is planning to open retail stores to compete with Apple.

Microsoft says that their stores will be just like Apple stores … except the staff will freeze when you ask them a question.

I'd have also said that when you wanted to put up new posters for products, you had to lock the store up and shut off the lights for a few moments.

Or that the cash register would have no lock, and would be located out in the mall instead of behind a secured counter.

Or that every so often, thieves would dress up as store employees, take your money, and then make off with your credit card reciepts. None of the other employees would notice or do anything to stop this.