Looks like the Pentagon has come up with a bomb that is full of randomly flying rocket powered flaming tennis balls!
Just think of the civilian applications for something like this!
Cave monsters menacing your small midwestern town? Toss a canister of these down the old abandoned mine shaft they're coming out of.
Aliens taken over your colony base? Bomb it from orbit with a series of these and watch the fireworks!
And I may have finally found a solution to those !#$!@! moles and gophers in my lawn. Fourth of July, cooler of cold beer, and a stack of self propelled rocket balls being thrown down gopher holes. Ahhhh, now that would be a good use of an afternoon!
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