Stepping into a hot shower while still drowsy and stepping on a wet, lifesize, silicone rubber frog that squishes under your foot just like the real thing is better than a cup of coffee.
Not as good as a bat with a nicotine habit, but it does the trick.
is this a new competition being run by gunbloggers :)
ReplyDeleteInstead of squeaking, make it sing "Lalalalalalalala" and put it in Tam's shower.
ReplyDeletewhy yes, I am evil, and perhaps possess a minor deathwish.
"minor" ZC? You're messing with the Tam ...
ReplyDeleteI have learned (three times now) not to drink my morning bourbon while reading your words of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing over this one. Thanks!
Maybe I should just start snorting my coffee. Instead of blowing it through my nose.
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