Overheard in the Living Room

Irish Woman, watching the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" with Boo - "Where's Han Solo?"
DaddyBear, distracted by going through the monthly bills - "He's frozen in carbonite.   Haven't you seen this before?"
Irish Woman - "Well, yeah, but it's been years.  So the rebel fleet just drifts around and the new DeathStar is chasing them?"
DaddyBear - "The new DeathStar hasn't been started yet.  That's the next movie.  There's a gap of a few years between this movie and Jedi.  A lot happens in those years by the way.  Luke continues to improve his Jedi powers, Leia has to get her metal bikini body, Lando has to make all those Colt .45 commercials, and Chewbacca becomes a Ron Paul supporter."