More like I'll open my garage door to drive to work and find that my car has been "Given" to somebody "Needy" who doesn't work...and most likely isn't even legally in the country.
You're ever the optimist DaddyBear. It's far more likely we'll get a bill for the car given to Unkie Alkie to drive home drunk in, and then have to line up for C-rats...
All the folks that voted for the One are chickens and have helped put us into a pot, or maybe that was supposed to be "every chicken on pot". Since the EPA is going to ban all nonessential gasoline powered transports, everyone will be forced to buy new pedal powered vehicles. And to add injury to insult, we will be required to get doctor's notes stating that we are healthy enough to operate said cars, and will need to go to the DPV to get new licenses.
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Chicken of the Sea for me ;)
ReplyDeleteMore like I'll open my garage door to drive to work and find that my car has been "Given" to somebody "Needy" who doesn't work...and most likely isn't even legally in the country.
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ReplyDelete10 speeds and tuna fish sounds more like Michelle's plan...
ReplyDeleteYou're ever the optimist DaddyBear. It's far more likely we'll get a bill for the car given to Unkie Alkie to drive home drunk in, and then have to line up for C-rats...
ReplyDeleteAll the folks that voted for the One are chickens and have helped put us into a pot, or maybe that was supposed to be "every chicken on pot". Since the EPA is going to ban all nonessential gasoline powered transports, everyone will be forced to buy new pedal powered vehicles. And to add injury to insult, we will be required to get doctor's notes stating that we are healthy enough to operate said cars, and will need to go to the DPV to get new licenses.
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